” I can’t imagine girls finding fellas like the late Steve Irwin and Paul Hogan in his days sexy, let alone getting into rough fights with crocodiles. “Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony.” Throwing in a nice historical reference to Australia’s not so humble beginnings, and obviously “penal” meaning to sound like “penis”, perhaps this could work if you’re trying to pull the bad boy attitude girls seem to like, as bad boys usually have done a bit of time.
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I just keep coming back to you.” Some guys are just going to follow girls around and will keep bugging them, so this metaphor is pretty accurate, and like those guys, has a bit of wood. So the picture of you doing it, and her being the croc, won’t work. Matt Wilson is the Content Manager for Bars and Nightclubs and a professional writer from Melbourne who enjoys drinking and clubbing, so writing for Bars and Nightclubs is perfect for him.
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