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It's fun if you're easily amused, and what's so great about being hard to amuse?
One I had for a while (that i thought was funny, guys notsomuch) was,ur skinny g/f turns in2 ur fat wife So why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out?
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Ok - I don't care who ya are - that right thar wus funny!
because it wont let me leave this blank Click To Add To Cart Don't read my profile... I don't listen to Justin Bieber I dont mind working but will you cook for me?
my looks should be enough Future Soccer Moms Apply Here! I gotta go see about a girl I guess I am just that damn ugly I know how to spell "woman"I like shooting people! I smoke I choke I blow them o'si suck at online dating I wonder how my voice sounds when you read my page If a Penguin falls on the ice dose it make a sound?
I don't know that I've seen headlines that made me want to pee my pants before - but some of the profiles sure do. I have this thing I do, to news headlines, article headlines, profile headlines, whatever.
If it's seven syllables long, I'll sing it to myself in the tune of "Camptown Races"."I'm looking for Mister Right", doo-dah, doo-dah,"Tired of the games men play", oh-bah-doo-dah-day Try it.